I’m so tired of fighting with people. I just want to be happy for once. But everyone seems so against that.
you have some shirt on your boobs right there. let me get that off for you
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.